Stansbury

Who knew that Stansbury University, the Harvard of the West would show up at the Bayside High college fair that fateful day. We were even more surprised to find out that they weren't there to recruit class president Jessie Spano, but rather, Zack Morris, all-around slacker and class clown. Why you ask? Maybe Stansbury found out about Zack's SAT scores (A 1502, natch), and decided to put more weight on his scores than on Jessie's 4.0 GPA (and pep pill addiction). Either way, show your school spirit and let people know that you're so excited, and you just can't hide it.

$20 American Apparel

$17 Heavyweight

$13 Standard Weight